January 2010
O MAI EFFING GAW
i will never forget the day my friend Dalton was blasting Du Hast by Rammstein on his cellphone, it was the techno-ish part of the song then it blasted into the main guitar riff it uses and he was fuckin headbanging and shit, and i was just there like:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now today ive been listening to the song and imagine him...
December 2009
reirainoue:
Love is like a long arctic night, robbing my heart of sleep
But if two people are bound together by love, they become an aurora...
hmmmm
maybe i should follow Yoda’s advice, “you must teach yourself to let go of everything that you’re afraid to lose”
21 days its been 21 days
feels longer than that grandpa…..
yet i sit here and cry right now,
>_<
i have had this tendency to look in a mirror right after i cry to see how stupid and worthless i look
this really does suck
@Chris
karenviolet:
Omfg, it’s doing the same shit to you! Arrrgggghhh! D:<
damnittumblr.
yeah i know i had to delete a copy of a post earlier today to :( and i keep getting a fuckin error when i refresh >:(
“Age is of no importance unless you are cheese.”
– Billie Burke (via rayniejanelle) (via withasideof) (via karenviolet)
“Age is of no importance unless you are cheese.”
– Billie Burke (via rayniejanelle) (via withasideof) (via karenviolet)
“Age is of no importance unless you are cheese.”
– Billie Burke (via rayniejanelle) (via withasideof) (via karenviolet)
i love being a philosopher :)
theres nothing like telling someone i love you and...
i like it when girls dont wear make up because...
Chris Gomez i'm sure you would love this
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello my dear friend
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i have down syndrome
You: How are you this lovely evening
Stranger: retarded u
You: I'm not doing so well either. You see my pokemon got away this morning, and i spent the whole afternoon searching for them
Stranger: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: O MY GOD
Stranger: THAT WAS THE GAYEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
Stranger: ARRRT
You: not as gay ass you! :D
You:
You have disconnected.
LMFAO!!!!1! i loved that
whitepower?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
You: a nigga stole my bike
Stranger: AWH SHIT
Stranger: YU SHUDDA POPPED A CAP IN THEY ASS
You: YEAH BUT I DIDNT HAVE A GUN OR A POKEBALL HANDY
You: v_v
Stranger: AWH DAMN YO
Stranger: I ALWAYS GOT ONE
You: DAMN
Stranger: I SHUDDA BEEN THERE YO
You: I WOULDA BUSTED OUT THE DESERT EAGLE OR A CHARIZARD
You: HELL YEAH
Stranger: AWH SHIT
You: WHITEPOWER!
Stranger: THATS WHAT BAMFS DO
You: AHHA
Stranger: ALL DAY ERRDAY
You: IM NOT WHITE
You: HAHAHA
You: LOL
Stranger: IM WHITE.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
You: COOL BEANS
You: G3T DAT HU$TL3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one funny guy on omegle started being a...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: V
You: hi
Stranger: A WILD ABRA HAS APPEARED!!!!!!!!!
You: HOLY SHIT
You: POKEBALL GO!!
Stranger: TRY TO CATCH IT
Stranger: AWWWW IT GOT AWAY
You: FUCK!
Stranger: TRY A MASTER BALL
You: OR USE MEAN LOOK
Stranger: !!!!!!THE ABRA TELEPORTED
You: X_X
You: FML!!
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: WITH SOMETHING ROUGH AND SANDPAPERY?
You: Sandshrew?
Stranger: HEELZ YR
Stranger: YE*
You: AWW SHIT!
Stranger: DONT WORRY, ILL HAVE A CHARIZARD THERE TO TAKE CARE OF ANYONE THAT TRIES TO INTERRUPT
You: WHATS THE SHITTIEST POKEMON U CAN THINK OF?
Stranger: CHARIZARD GO RAWR!!!
Stranger: YOUR MOM
You: HEY NOW!
Stranger: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
You: SHARPEDO USE SURF
Stranger: NEW AGE POKEMON SUCK
You: YEAH
Stranger: BUT YOUR MOM BLOWS
You: HAHA
You: HEY MAN
Stranger: REALLY WELL
You: YOU SUCK MY BALLZ 2 TIME!
Stranger: NAW IM GOOD, BUT I CAN HAVE MEWTWO TURN U INTO STONE, THAT WAY U CAN FINALLY SAY YOUVE BEEN HARD
You: OHHHH NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN!!?
Stranger: U MIGHT
You: HAHAHAHAA
Stranger: I KNOW YOUR MOM WILL, I RODE HER REALLY HARD LAST NIGHT
Stranger: OR VICE CERSA
You: EW
Stranger: VERSA*
You: YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE
Stranger: SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND UR COUSIN BEEN DATING?
You: AHHAAH
You: YOURE A FAG
Stranger: U WISH
You: HELL NAW
Stranger: WHITE POWER!!!!
crystalgoesrawr:
D:< Damn it I have a shit load of homework! This was supposed to be a break not a break with a shit load of useless fucking homework >:/ fuck school! >.<
same here >_<
@Chris
karenviolet:
kingofroses:
karenviolet:
GoFindADickThatWantsYourSuckingAndTHENSuckIt. :D!
g’night!
PS: and stop being such a n00b. >:|!
………. :P
PSS: You smell.
pshhhh pshhh stfu biatch, you know you love me asshole hahahahha
HAHAHHAHAAHA :)
I fucking edited that post like four fucking times. fucking fucker… .fuck …
…….
…….
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………………… fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 8]
...
@Chris
karenviolet:
GoFindADickThatWantsYourSuckingAndTHENSuckIt. :D!
g’night!
PS: and stop being such a n00b. >:|!
………. :P
PSS: You smell.
pshhhh pshhh stfu biatch, you know you love me asshole hahahahha
HAHAHHAHAAHA :)
i wanna see district 9 again
LMAO!!!
my friend who shall not be named: OMG i almsot threw up yesterdya
Me: lmao i think i did too1!
hahaha
why did you tho?
my friend who shall not be named: Bo (sisters boy friend) was showing my picks on his phone
and there was a picture of a cunt
and i later learned
it was my sister
i was like
ew!
ew!
ew!
ew!
Me: XD
my friend who shall not be named: so yea...
Me: HOLY SHIT
LMFAO!!!!!!
THAT WAS A TOTAL FML MOMENT
my friend who shall not be named: Yea it was
but iw as glad that it didnt even like
i didnt looka t it for more thn 1/8 of a second
i played mirror’s edge today, hmmm pretty interesting, some say its the future of gaming, its basically free running, just on a console, i dont necessarily think its the future of gaming, but it does have some notable elements of gameplay i enjoy
I FEEL READY TO KICK TODAY'S ASS!
LOL
Franciso!!!!: whats the diff bettween a gnome a elf and a lepricaune
chris: a gnome is a little midget and elf has pointed ears and is magical and a leprechaun is a little scottish fucker
Franciso!!!!: hahaha aight thanks
It's gonna snow in texas....
definitelyemily:
Chirs Gomez has updated his Tumblr since 3,000 years.
? :o
i always update it X)
reirainoue:
TIME TO TAKE A NICE LAVA BOILING HOT SHOWER OF DESTRUCTION
HEAD FIRST
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I AM HARDCORE
XD
